The
Chosen Ones
It
is estimated, based on various denominators, that there are somewhere between
707 million to 1.7 billion people in the world who are Gay. And it appears that we are indeed the
Chosen Ones. The ones to carry the
weight of all of the abominations listed in the holy books (I’ve found at least
60) on our collective backs.
Frankly, I think that is asking a little too much of us. I’m not very happy with the division of
labor. Or that fact that by
association I, Suki Marie Haseman, am an abomination. Something by definition “detestable, unlawful and
repulsive.” Not a definition that exactly
makes my heart sing.
Allow
me to forward a blog writing I read recently. I apologize to the author for not having written down his or
her name when I copied it. He or
she suggests that this be posted in all of the business that can legally refuse
services, employment, or equal opportunity to those of us who are Gay. As you will read, there are MANY who
are among the Chosen. And
while this is deadly serious, I do hope you will find some humor in it as I
did.
"Dear Valued Patrons.
Due to my sincerely held religious beliefs, and in light of
the RFRA, recently signed by our Dear Leader Pence, I will no longer be doing
business with the following persons; nor permitting them in my establishment:
1. Divorcees. Matthew 19:9: “And I say to you:
whoever divorces his wife, except for unchastity, and marries another, commits
adultery.”
2. Anyone who has ever read their horoscope or called
a psychic hotline. Leviticus 20:6: "As for the person who turns to
mediums and to spiritists, to play the harlot after them, I will also set My
face against that person and will cut him off from among his people."
3. Anyone with a tattoo. Leviticus 19:28
"You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo
marks on yourselves: I am the Lord."
4. Anyone born illegitimately. Also, anyone who,
back to ten generations, is descended from someone born illegitimately.
If you can not PROVE, using appropriate church sources, that ten
generations of your family were born in wedlock, I will have to err on the side
of caution and not serve you. Deuteronomy 23:2 "No one of illegitimate
birth shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of his descendants, even to
the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the LORD."
5. Anyone who makes a practice of praying aloud, or in
public. Matthew 6:5-6 "When you pray, you are not to be like
the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the
street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have
their reward in full. But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close
your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees
what is done in secret will reward you."
6. Any woman with braided hair or gold jewelry.
Just to be on the safe side, NO jewelry at all. 1 Timothy 2:9
"Likewise, I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly
and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly
garments."
7. Any man who has ever, by accident or not, had his
genitals damaged. (Current interpretation of this scripture is under
debate, so just to be safe, if you've had a vesectomy, or testicular cancer, I
can't serve you. I apologize for the inconvenience but I am worried for
my soul.) Deuteronomy 23:1 "A man whose testicles are crushed or
whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the Lord."
8. Please don't bring your kids in if they have a bowl
cut. Leviticus 19:27 reads "You shall not round off the side-growth
of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard."
For those of you complaining that some of these scriptures
are from the Old Testament, and that Jesus came to redeem us from these laws, I
refer you to Matthew 5:17-19, where Our Savior himself says: "Do not
think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish
but to fulfill. For truly I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not
the smallest letter or stroke shall pass from the Law until all is
accomplished. Whoever then annuls one of the least of these commandments, and
teaches others to do the same, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven;
but whoever keeps and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of
heaven"
Again, I am sorry for the inconvenience. It's nothing
personal, "love the sinner but hate the sin," and all, but I simply
can't serve anyone who would blatantly disregard God's sacred law in such a
fashion."
